10 Middle School Dating Routines You Don’t Miss

If you grew up during the 90’s, middle school dating entailed a specific and awkward protocol. Let’s all rejoice that those days are over. Here are 10 middle school dating routines you’ll probably never miss:

 

1. Having to strategically rig the Truth or Dare game with your best friend so that you ended up playing Seven Minutes in Heaven with your crush.

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2. Slow dancing at the Christmas dance in the cafeteria, with your arms arrow-straight and your bodies a foot apart.

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3. Agonizing over romantic song lyrics posted on someone’s Myspace or Facebook profile and wondering if just maybe they’re directed towards you.

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4. Conversations like this:

Friend you don’t like: hey

You: hey

Friend: what’s up

You: nm you

Friend: nm either

Friend: so who do u like

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5. Making great use of the grapevine and making your BFF ask someone if they liked you.

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6. Having to call your crush on a landline and talking to their parents before you could get them on the phone.

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7. Awkward locker interactions between class periods while your friends look on and smile.

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8. Having a two-hour long conversation on AIM on a weeknight and then going to school the next day and pretending you don’t know each other.

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9. It’s not official until you’re wearing his sweatshirt or football jersey.

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10. Passing notes in class until the teacher intercepts it and makes you read it aloud in front of the class.

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Author: Cecilia

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