8 Ways Donald Out Trumped Himself

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1. Playing Neil Young’s “Rockin’ in the Free World” without permission when announcing his presidential bid. Young happens to be a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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2. Insulting a whole subset of people because “getting captured” isn’t worthy of heroics.

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3.Actively putting Twitter skills to savvy political use, even if his insults called out the wrong person. Who needs spelling?

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4. Addressing illegal immigration by labeling Mexican immigrants as “rapists.”

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5. Equating international policies with Iraq to “bombing the hell out the oil fields” and “taking away the oil.” Because hey, “There is no Iraq.”

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6.Complaining that everything made in China is “crap.” Failing to mention his personal line of clothing is also made in China.

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7. Making elitist statements that golf is a sport meant only for the rich. Unlike basketball, which “only requires a court.”

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8. Tweeting that he would “kick the ass” of an escaped Mexican drug lord, only to be surprised when life threats were made against him by El Chapo.

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