As humans, we all do things that surprise ourselves every once in a while. Sometimes we will have an idea so great, that we don’t know where it came from, but we know it’s perfect. But more often than not, we are truly shocked by the dumb things we do. And though you’d never admit it openly, you know you’ve done everything on this list. But don’t worry, you’re not alone.
1.) Putting your headphones in and forgetting to actually turn on your music.
2.) Tripping over literally nothing. You know you just fell over air, and you aren’t sure how it happened, but all you do know is that you don’t want to talk about it.
3.) Walking into a room to get something and completely forgetting what you came to get. You will probably remember it 3 days from now, but for now it obviously wasn’t important (hopefully).
4.) Forgetting someone’s name within 5 minutes of meeting them. “Yeah, it was nice meeting you too….fella!”
5.) Narrating your daily activities in your mind. Sure, it doesn’t seem weird when you do it, but if you were to say everything about your day aloud, you may start to see how bizarre it really is.
6.) “Losing” your phone and then realizing you are talking on it.
7.) Having deep, philosophical conversations with yourself . Nobody listens to your problems quite like you do.
8.) Mentally attacking someone when they are rude or push your buttons.
9.) Checking your reflection every time you pass by a window. Yes, we all do that. Yes, its basically the only reason we get dressed up.